Posts by Mr. Majestic

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Why must they be so mean to the children?

by New light for you in

i havn't posted in quite a while.. i thought we could move on.. .but my 8 year old is the most incredbly hurt brokenhearted girl by having her life-long friend ripped away by us leaving the organization.

i tried to leave quietly, we're not dfed or anything... but her mother, my former best friend will not let the girls talk.. write.. contact ... period.

my daughter is still crying all the time.

Mr. Majestic

I can’t offer any advice for that scenario, just to say that I feel for you and your daughter.

Religion is so cruel sometimes. So sorry for your hurt….

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So I've put on 5 kgs :(

by LouBelle in

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friends

yup, been having a bit of a hard time recently and have turned to food :( i've been eating everything in sight.

thank goodness i'll be starting up with gym again, and working will get me into a routine.

just polished off a big bowl of ice cream and chocolate sauce.

Mr. Majestic

Mr. Majestic:
Same thing happened to me a couple months ago! Really bad flu and I ended up losing a bit over 20 pounds. After getting used to eating less, it has been easy to keep it off. I have been slowly losing more since then.

Good for you dude. I’m the same as well with regards to losing the pounds gradually. I really worked hard at the end of the year to lose some by training really really hard, but being ill really did the job much better. Now that I have lost it I just can’t be done with putting it back on.

I know women complain about it, but there is a lot to be said of ‘Man flu’…..

Edit to add:

Once it touchs you lips it never leves your hips.

Just love the way that some guys just brag about sex at every opportunity….

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So I've put on 5 kgs :(

by LouBelle in

jw
friends

yup, been having a bit of a hard time recently and have turned to food :( i've been eating everything in sight.

thank goodness i'll be starting up with gym again, and working will get me into a routine.

just polished off a big bowl of ice cream and chocolate sauce.

Mr. Majestic

I’m guna piss everyone off now, but I lost a stone. I couldn’t believe it. But it was not due to any effort on my part. I had flu a few weeks ago and I lost it all then, and as my stomach has shrunk because of not eating for two weeks I thought that I would keep it up and not over eat.

Going really well so far. Not sure how long it will last mind. Surviving all the treats on Christmas day was very harsh…

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Men---Educate Us---What Do You Really Want From Women?

by minimus in

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friends

in the spirit of flipper's thread, tell us, please.

Mr. Majestic

Men scratch their, er, you know. Why? Because they can and they enjoy it, that's why. If women had 'em, they would scratch them, too, but only in private. Men fart whenever they feel like it. Women don't. I'm surprised that more women haven't blown up because of that.

Hetero men HATE to shop, girls. Get used to it. Most men not only don't clip coupons, they don't give a rat about coupons. Those that do deserve to see a psychiatrist and get some meds.

Most men love to watch the Godfather and Death Wish movies. They don't try to figure out why they like them. They just like them and don't worry about it.

Women lie about their age. Men not only don't lie about their age, they brag about what they can still do at their age, but in all honesty, they do lie about that.

Women worry about getting old. Men worry about their women getting old, but not about themselves getting old.

Women are always asking loaded questions, and only stupid men would dare try to answer them: every possible answer they give will get them in trouble.

When a man asks a women how her day went, he really doesn't care what she says. When a women asks a man the same thing, she wants a second-by-second explanation, yet she knows the only answer she will usually get is "it went fine."

When a women says, "If you REALLY loved me you would....." and any man with half-a-brain knows she is telling him she doesn't think he really loves her. Any man who would try to answer that challenge deserves swift castration.

BJs are good. Smart women know this. It also keeps them from talking for a while.

Men are not sensitive people. Men are warriers and aggressors. It's in our genes. Get used to it, ladies. If you want a man who likes to cry, find Momma's boy or a Gay man.

(I made some of this up, but not all of it!)

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